if we need an invention to pep up our moronic lives, i'd vote for something like an 'interest generating chip' embedded in our butts which would keep us rocking till we die.

ofcourse he may say why not leave this to the discovery process. but that is for the idealists. not humans. i say let us each have this chip and have a trigger each time life gets boring. when really we are the ones who get boring, who get silent, who become cribbers, who rot, and die each day. not to mention spread the highly contagious disease.

so dear master of super inventions, i hope you read this or dream this. pls assist your fellow beings to live better lives. thank you.